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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Patricia's Patience Is Being Tested At Her New Job

yada, yada, yada! and your point is?

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Labels: 1950s, ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, ladies, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, tramp, urban slang, vintage

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Lucille Represents Her Neighborhood

I'm keeping it real

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Labels: 1950s, ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, keepin it real, ladies, neighborhood, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Monday, May 9, 2011

Emma Models For Champagne But She Won't Touch The Stuff

I don't care for all the berp water

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Labels: 1950s, berp water, breakfast of champions, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage, whiskey

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Gail is Queen Of The Bingo Hall

it's all about the benjamins

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Labels: 1950s, Benjamins, bingo, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, money, rap, rap music, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Elaine Has Been Employee Of The Month For The Last 4 Months

the grilled cheese is straight off the chain today

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Labels: 1950s, career, employee of the month, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, straight off the chain, urban slang, vintage

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Devil's Music Is Hypnotizing For Young Ladies

riding the baloney pony

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Labels: 1950s, dating, housewives, ladies, real housewives, riding that baloney pony, sex, sexual experimentation, sexual relations, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Bertie Actually Thinks She's Fat

i'm not fat i jsut had a burrito for lunch

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Labels: 1950s, housewives, i'm not fat, real housewives, summertime, urban slang, vintage, weight loss

Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Ford Motor Company Makes Cars Specially For Woman Drivers

i don't need no back seat driver on this project

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Labels: 1950s, backseat driver, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Angela Goes On Strike

i'm so down with that

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Labels: 1950s, housewives, housework, husbands, I'm down with that, married life, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Monday, April 25, 2011

Sally's Children Have The Day Off From School

turn down that damn boom box

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Labels: 1950s, boom box, children, ghetto slang, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Friday, April 22, 2011

Agnes Channels Her Inner Pop Star

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Labels: 1950s, get your sing on, ghetto slang, housewives, real housewives, shorties, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage, yo

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

No One Is Allowed in June's Kitchen

don't touch my junk

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Labels: 1950s, don't touch my junk, ghetto slang, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, Stepford wife, urban slang, vintage

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Janice Polishes the Silver on Saturday Nights

married life is as dull as a dishwasher

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Labels: 1950s, dull as a dishwater, hip hop, housewives, housework, ladies, married life, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, vintage

Friday, April 15, 2011

Caroline Heads Up The Neighborhood Watch

it's all good in the hood

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Labels: 1950s, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, hood, housewives, it's all good in the hood, ladies, neighborhood, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Monday, April 11, 2011

With Summer Around The Corner Miranda Isn't Taking Any Chances

I starve so I can be fresh to death

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Labels: 1950s, fashion, fresh to death, ghetto, hip hop, housewives, ladies, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, spring fever, urban slang, vintage

Monday, April 4, 2011

Rochelle Needs Her Cigarettes To Start The Day Right

bite me

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Labels: bite me, cigarettes, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, not a morning person, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang

Friday, April 1, 2011

What's Worse the Pain or the Hangover

when did i become a breezy bitch

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Labels: bitch, breezy bitch, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, Kanye West, ladies, parody, rap, real housewives, Roy Lichtenstein, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Eleanor Completed Her Training At Le Cordon Bleu

i just made toast like a boss

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Labels: hip hop, housewives, like a boss, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang

Monday, March 28, 2011

Adele Is Not Feeling Well Today

i am banging in sick

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Labels: banging in sick, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Cheryl Is The Pimp At This Party

damn you is big pimpin the brothas love you

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Labels: big pimpin, brothas, brothas love you, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

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About Ghetto Ladies

Short-T Tricky: Ghetto Ladies is a mashup of 1950s housewives and urban slang. This blog came to be when I began to imagine what 1950s housewives were actually thinking during their lifelong pursuit to be the perfect wife, mother, friend, sister, neighbor and homemaker. Maybe these ladies weren't so passive and obedient. Maybe they lead fulfilling lives. I don't know, but I hope I am giving them some power through the slang I use to interpret the pictures featured on this site. Peace out

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