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Saturday, February 26, 2011

It is Hard Being the Popular One

that bitch thinks she's all that and a bag of chips

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Labels: bag of chips, bitch, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, parody, real housewives, she's all that, urban slang

Friday, February 25, 2011

Kathleen Never Remembers Her Actions from the Night Before

hot mess

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Labels: end of the night, ghetto slang, hip hop, hot mess, housewives, parody, real housewives, slang phrases, slang words

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Julie is Not Easily Impressed

keep steppin

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Labels: ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, keep steppin, parody, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, weak game

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Jessica is Proud of Her Womanly Shape

brothas pop mad wheelies

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Labels: badonkadonk, brothas, ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, ladies, mad wheelies, parody, real housewives

Monday, February 21, 2011

Happy Long Weekend!

i'm getting my hair did

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Labels: aight, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, grind, hair did, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Sunday, February 20, 2011

The Wonders of Modern Science

i have 99 problems but the dishes ain't one

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Labels: 99 problems, dishwasher, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, Jay-Z, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Estelle Realizes That the Pageantry Circuit is Not Paying Off

bling bling is dry ice

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Labels: bling bling, dry ice, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, WTF

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Katherine is a Speed Demon

put the pedal to the metal drive it like you stole it

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Labels: drive it like you stole it, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, pedal to the metal, rap, real housewives, Roy Lichtenstein, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Monday, February 14, 2011

Everyday Should be Vodka Day

happy vodka day

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Labels: ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, v day, valentine's day, vodka

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Being a Newlywed is a Lot of Pressure for Kelly

aight this shit is whack i'm going bounce

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Labels: aight, bounce, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, whack

Friday, February 11, 2011

Young Women Need Role Models

original b-girl teaches the finest breakdancing moves

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Labels: b-girl, break dancing, dancing, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Relationships Can Be Complicated

he's not my boyfriend he's my babydaddy

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Labels: baby daddy, boyfriend, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Sunday, February 6, 2011

What's on the Menu for Sunday Dinner?

this rump roast is asstastic

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Labels: asstastic, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, sunday dinner

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Queen of the Community is the Most Coveted Title

bow down bitches i am the head bitch in charge now

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Labels: bitches, bow down, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, head bitch in charge, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

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Short-T Tricky: Ghetto Ladies is a mashup of 1950s housewives and urban slang. This blog came to be when I began to imagine what 1950s housewives were actually thinking during their lifelong pursuit to be the perfect wife, mother, friend, sister, neighbor and homemaker. Maybe these ladies weren't so passive and obedient. Maybe they lead fulfilling lives. I don't know, but I hope I am giving them some power through the slang I use to interpret the pictures featured on this site. Peace out

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