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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Patricia's Patience Is Being Tested At Her New Job

yada, yada, yada! and your point is?

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Labels: 1950s, ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, ladies, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, tramp, urban slang, vintage

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Lucille Represents Her Neighborhood

I'm keeping it real

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Labels: 1950s, ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, keepin it real, ladies, neighborhood, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Monday, May 9, 2011

Emma Models For Champagne But She Won't Touch The Stuff

I don't care for all the berp water

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Labels: 1950s, berp water, breakfast of champions, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage, whiskey

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Gail is Queen Of The Bingo Hall

it's all about the benjamins

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Labels: 1950s, Benjamins, bingo, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, money, rap, rap music, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Elaine Has Been Employee Of The Month For The Last 4 Months

the grilled cheese is straight off the chain today

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Labels: 1950s, career, employee of the month, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, straight off the chain, urban slang, vintage

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Devil's Music Is Hypnotizing For Young Ladies

riding the baloney pony

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Labels: 1950s, dating, housewives, ladies, real housewives, riding that baloney pony, sex, sexual experimentation, sexual relations, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Bertie Actually Thinks She's Fat

i'm not fat i jsut had a burrito for lunch

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Labels: 1950s, housewives, i'm not fat, real housewives, summertime, urban slang, vintage, weight loss

Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Ford Motor Company Makes Cars Specially For Woman Drivers

i don't need no back seat driver on this project

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Labels: 1950s, backseat driver, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Angela Goes On Strike

i'm so down with that

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Labels: 1950s, housewives, housework, husbands, I'm down with that, married life, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Monday, April 25, 2011

Sally's Children Have The Day Off From School

turn down that damn boom box

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Labels: 1950s, boom box, children, ghetto slang, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Friday, April 22, 2011

Agnes Channels Her Inner Pop Star

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Labels: 1950s, get your sing on, ghetto slang, housewives, real housewives, shorties, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage, yo

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

No One Is Allowed in June's Kitchen

don't touch my junk

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Labels: 1950s, don't touch my junk, ghetto slang, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, Stepford wife, urban slang, vintage

Monday, April 18, 2011

Barbie Is The Original Bitch

don't mess with the best cause the best don't mess

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Labels: 1950s, barbie, bitch, don't mess with the best, ghetto slang, ladies, miss thang, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Janice Polishes the Silver on Saturday Nights

married life is as dull as a dishwasher

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Labels: 1950s, dull as a dishwater, hip hop, housewives, housework, ladies, married life, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, vintage

Friday, April 15, 2011

Caroline Heads Up The Neighborhood Watch

it's all good in the hood

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Labels: 1950s, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, hood, housewives, it's all good in the hood, ladies, neighborhood, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang, vintage

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

There Is A Fine Line Between Love and Hate

you had me at stop following me

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Labels: 1950s, girls, love, lurve, slang, slang phrases, slang words, stop following me, unfriending, urban slang, vintage, you had me at

Monday, April 11, 2011

With Summer Around The Corner Miranda Isn't Taking Any Chances

I starve so I can be fresh to death

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Labels: 1950s, fashion, fresh to death, ghetto, hip hop, housewives, ladies, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, spring fever, urban slang, vintage

Friday, April 8, 2011

Spring Fever Came Early for Francine

in love like stink on shit

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Labels: 1950s, in love, ladies, slang, slang phrases, slang words, spring fever, stink on shit, vintage

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Teenagers Today! What are they saying?

teenagers today

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Labels: 1950s, for real, girls, no way, slang, slang phrases, slang words, teenagers, totally, urban slang, vintage, way

Monday, April 4, 2011

Rochelle Needs Her Cigarettes To Start The Day Right

bite me

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Labels: bite me, cigarettes, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, not a morning person, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang

Friday, April 1, 2011

What's Worse the Pain or the Hangover

when did i become a breezy bitch

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Labels: bitch, breezy bitch, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, Kanye West, ladies, parody, rap, real housewives, Roy Lichtenstein, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Eleanor Completed Her Training At Le Cordon Bleu

i just made toast like a boss

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Labels: hip hop, housewives, like a boss, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, urban slang

Monday, March 28, 2011

Adele Is Not Feeling Well Today

i am banging in sick

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Labels: banging in sick, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Cheryl Is The Pimp At This Party

damn you is big pimpin the brothas love you

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Labels: big pimpin, brothas, brothas love you, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Friday, March 25, 2011

Rita Loves Being a Housewife

high on life

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Labels: high on life, housewives, ladies, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Pamela Enjoys The Benies of Working at a Telephone Company

holla what you be doin?

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Labels: ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, holla, ladies, rap, slang, slang phrases, slang words, what you be doni

Friday, March 18, 2011

Being Surrounded by Balls is Making Kimberly Hot

i am getting ball hipnotized by the bulge in his pants

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Labels: ball hipnotized, hip hop, ladies, slang, slang phrases, slang words, up my game

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

For All The Women Who Are Independent

these hoes learned when to say please thank you and step off bitch

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Labels: bitch, hip hop, ho, ladies, please, rap, slang, slang phrases, slang words, step off bitch, thank you

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Vicki's Saturday Night Made Her Weak in the Knees

it was a good one night stand or a great first date

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Labels: dating, girls, housewives, one night stand, online dating, sexual relations, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Friday, March 11, 2011

Norma Lives Beyond Her Means

hard up for cash

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Labels: cash, ghetto slang, hard up for cash, hip hop, housewives, ladies, rap, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Darlene is Open to Trying New Things

i just got jiggy with it

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Labels: get jiggy with it, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, parody, rap, sex, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Monday, March 7, 2011

Marianne is Proud to Make Her Own Dollars

heavy in the game back to the grind

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Labels: back to the grind, ghetto, ghetto slang, grind, heavy in the game, hip hop, housewives, ladies, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, success, Tupperware, urban slang

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Rhonda Thinks She Has Met "The One"

we were drinkin and conversatin all night

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Labels: conversatin', drinkin', ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, the one, urban slang

Friday, March 4, 2011

Virginia Likes to Get Her Dance On Every Weekend

let me get my dance on while i lean back

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Labels: get my dance on, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lean back, love this song, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Alice is Tired of Making Dinner Every Night

your bitch ass is tired stop trippin

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Labels: bitch ass, ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, ladies, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, stop trippin', tired

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Judith Can Defend Herself in Any Situation

packing heat

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Labels: don't mess with me, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, packing heat, parody, rap, real housewives

Saturday, February 26, 2011

It is Hard Being the Popular One

that bitch thinks she's all that and a bag of chips

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Labels: bag of chips, bitch, ghetto, ghetto slang, hip hop, housewives, ladies, parody, real housewives, she's all that, urban slang

Friday, February 25, 2011

Kathleen Never Remembers Her Actions from the Night Before

hot mess

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Labels: end of the night, ghetto slang, hip hop, hot mess, housewives, parody, real housewives, slang phrases, slang words

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Julie is Not Easily Impressed

keep steppin

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Labels: ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, keep steppin, parody, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, weak game

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Jessica is Proud of Her Womanly Shape

brothas pop mad wheelies

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Labels: badonkadonk, brothas, ghetto, ghetto slang, housewives, ladies, mad wheelies, parody, real housewives

Monday, February 21, 2011

Happy Long Weekend!

i'm getting my hair did

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Labels: aight, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, grind, hair did, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Sunday, February 20, 2011

The Wonders of Modern Science

i have 99 problems but the dishes ain't one

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Labels: 99 problems, dishwasher, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, Jay-Z, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Estelle Realizes That the Pageantry Circuit is Not Paying Off

bling bling is dry ice

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Labels: bling bling, dry ice, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, WTF

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Katherine is a Speed Demon

put the pedal to the metal drive it like you stole it

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Labels: drive it like you stole it, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, pedal to the metal, rap, real housewives, Roy Lichtenstein, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Monday, February 14, 2011

Everyday Should be Vodka Day

happy vodka day

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Labels: ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, v day, valentine's day, vodka

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Being a Newlywed is a Lot of Pressure for Kelly

aight this shit is whack i'm going bounce

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Labels: aight, bounce, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, whack

Friday, February 11, 2011

Young Women Need Role Models

original b-girl teaches the finest breakdancing moves

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Labels: b-girl, break dancing, dancing, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Relationships Can Be Complicated

he's not my boyfriend he's my babydaddy

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Labels: baby daddy, boyfriend, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

Sunday, February 6, 2011

What's on the Menu for Sunday Dinner?

this rump roast is asstastic

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Labels: asstastic, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words, sunday dinner

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Queen of the Community is the Most Coveted Title

bow down bitches i am the head bitch in charge now

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Labels: bitches, bow down, ghetto, ghetto slang, girls, head bitch in charge, hip hop, housewives, ladies, lol, parody, rap, real housewives, slang, slang phrases, slang words

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Short-T Tricky: Ghetto Ladies is a mashup of 1950s housewives and urban slang. This blog came to be when I began to imagine what 1950s housewives were actually thinking during their lifelong pursuit to be the perfect wife, mother, friend, sister, neighbor and homemaker. Maybe these ladies weren't so passive and obedient. Maybe they lead fulfilling lives. I don't know, but I hope I am giving them some power through the slang I use to interpret the pictures featured on this site. Peace out

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